Girl that ass is packing tons of fun, that ass is packing tons of junk, That ass is packing tons of fun junk and stuff. Wanna see it shake and break wanna see it pop then stop (stop!) wanna stare til I go blind (i can’t see shit) help me Jesus, that behind (oh!) yo i ain’t too smart up in this here animal brain i’m just a man who knows what he likes, know what i’m saying? i was meant to develop, evolution, Darwin though But I see that wobble wobble and my brain goes to PlayDoh It’s not my fault. I was born this way. When I see something jiggle that counts as foreplay. I guess I’m embarrassed - I thought I was a gentleman. But if you don’t stop dat wobble wobble, then this gentle man gone take a glance. Yo, attraction is funny. Attraction don’t care. It makes you say stupid shit then sit there and stare. I’m hard-wired to surge Makes it hard to try and purge these urges, but somebody’s words said I shouldn’t be deterred, that I can be better than that, But I stopped listening when I got distracted by a fat ass in slacks. What am I supposed to do? Go to an ass class and learn how NOT to watch ass? It’s debilitating to see. I turn into a klutz. Hi, My name is Sneaky D And I’m addicted to butts Forgive me for I have sinned, kinda One day I may not care to stare anywhere but I confess thine eyes hath stared at derrieres Ain’t nobody lookin’

Welcome to the future, but lemme take ya back the year was 2022 when the train popped off the tracks shit went loose, flipped in flames, the world shit the caboose and it was never the same. Now I gotta be a survivor? I know shit changed but I got dreams and desires. What’s MY dreams you ask? If I could change the multiverse, And my course in life through every dimension My only decree would be infinite sex for me My dreams would be filled - not with things unfulfilled but with shit that happens in my waking hours If I could change the multiverse, There would always be infinite sex for me I had a girlfriend once - when the warnings were cast we ran for the bunker but she didn’t survive the blast DAMN, I’m gonna miss dat ass door SLAMS! through the plexiglass i see her body layin flat I scream into the haze, “Stacy?” But let me just say right here and right now, that I think me and Stace was gonna break up anyways Stuff used to be good but now it aint so great internet runs like back in the day on 28.8 now i’m slowloadin’ porn pics a pixel at a time it’s like a strip club where I’m tossin’ nickels a dimes, I’ma die before this loads! both me and the world are tryin’ to explode! The future I was promised was better than this We ain’t the Jetsons and it makes me sick Sagan, C clarke, Asimov - you think you genius? None ya’lls was right - so suck my penius I gotta undo the done, gotta find a way to change this shit for everyone. I look around the bunker, lemme science this shit I’m a high school flunker, but I still got wits I got my El Camino over there rocking flex equalizers got a particle accelerator right here, a grandfather clock and quantum atomizers Whack ‘em all together with duct tape, black tape, and soldering irons analyzations, approximatizations, and science-y tests, I guess I’m making guesses but “ding”, I’m done, it’s time to crank this shit, son! Yooooo, am I going through time Is that what’s happenin’? Yo, I think I’m driving through time. Are those other dimensions? Look at all that shit going by. Wait, …now I can fix everything. Yo, I’ma tell you the truth. I hit my head when I was three years old in a telephone booth, and I woke up with visions and plans from another land. it coulda been from aliens but that’s irrelevant Time travel to sex in the past (how hard could it be?) So I can get sex in the future (how long could it take?) Sex don’t have to last fo’ever (but that’d be nice.) I just can’t get none for never (some’s betta than none) (yop)

I’m living the high life. Yo I’m living the dope life. I ain’t lookin for a wife, definitely not looking for a wife If you see me with just one bitch, you know somebody died cause no one bitch keeps me satisfied I like tall bitches I like small bitches Lemme me just say, I don’t like most bitches, I like all bitches. But ladies undastand, I’m no monogamous man, with no monogamous plans I’ll tell you right now, I’m a ladies man I got mo’ ho’s than fingers on both of these hands, man But wait, damn, who’s that tasty baby hangin’ by the ice cream stand? I would trade all the women in the world just to be with that one girl. She’s perfection, and she can make me an honest man I was living the high life. I was living the sex life. I wasn’t lookin for a wife, definitely not looking for a wife and then I saw her… Yo, she’s beautiful. I feel a touch of monogamy. -get real- yeah - we know i’m gonna cheat yeah - get between dem sheets yeah - cause i rolls my pecker deep yeah - until my pecker gently weeps That got dark - what was that? was that the truth? yeah, bitch, yo i feel like a bitch ‘cause my heart’s a snitch cause it be wantin’ me to change, causin’ a schism, like a judge that ain’t afraid to send my pecker to prison Screw it, girl, let’s make this thing for real, skip this boyfriend/girlfriend shiz I’ma dip on one knee, and pop the question, eat ya ice cream, and kiss dem lips. She’s beautiful, dude. She’s hotter than me! I wanna be an honest man I wanna have you in my plans I don’t have much, but have it all Your booty made me stop and stall You aint gonna cheat on me and i aint gonna cheat on you We gone be together forever when we say - “I do” This is a love that can’t be undone Love is a thing that can’t be unsung I is a dude that ain’t unhung You gone haveta unroll yo’ tongue Will you marry me? I’m scared.

What would you do if you had all the money in the world? If I had all the money in the world, I’d buy the world and the moon and then rent that shit out in another dimension did i happen to mention i was one of the rich men that was makin’ dividends? I’d whack grandma with a stick if money fell outta dat shit Money is the only thing that matters to me And if there’s something better to care about you keep it to yourself Money can buy everything that I ever need like candy, like condoms, like candy-flavored condoms If you have extra money you should give it to me I’d eat a million dollars just so I could shit green Money money money aint funny funny funny wanna get da honey honey wanna spend da cheddar cheese gimme gimme gimme while I shimmy shimmy shimmy but ask me for a dollar bitch, please! I wanna wear it on my neck, rings on my fings, designer fanny packs and gold blue jeans. Did you know that they say the root of all evil is money? I don’t really know but I’d bet a buncha dollars whoever said that was broke. I’d only give that dude the Heimlich maneuver if he swallowed a dollar, “Don’t choke!” Gimme that dollar! Money is the only thing that matters to me And if there’s something better to care about you keep it to yourself Money can buy everything that I ever need Like cars, and women, and lurve If you have extra money you should give it to me I’d eat a million dollars just so I could shit green I got a money boner. Money money money makes the world turn ‘round, sniff sniff sniff call me a money hound Money is good, it’s how you get class, it’s how you have morals, and it gets ass. There’s a little thing called a happiness hole, it’s in your soul is something I’m told Well if that’s true then my hole must be huge cause my money balls never get blue, (let’s splooge) Money overshadows things like oxygen and gravity When was the last time you did cool shit with either of those things? You can pay someone to commit murder when you have the money Or you could murder someone yourself and just afford attorneys (I’m rich!) money boner money boner money boner Ooooh GOD! Money is the only thing that matters to me And if there’s something better to care about you keep it to yourself Money can buy everything that I ever need like some expensive dog with a fucked up nose If you have extra money you should give it to me I’d eat a million dollars yeah eat a million dollars just so I could shit green

Like to work out Like to sweat it out Like to get big and swole You don’t even know Gettin bigger than i thought i could Prolly bigger than you prolly would When I Run into the stadium dum diddy dum I’ma sweat for you, but then you gotta give me some From the top of the stands I wanna hear you ruin ya lungs You wanna see me flex, you wanna watch me throw, well then I gotta hear all the bitches in the back row scream from the back of they throat This life is a game, so I’ma game it up, I’ma be the best, I’m takin’ home da cup I wanna be stong but how stong’s enough? Well it’ll Never be enough til I can shake a man’s hand… and it turns to dust Hold up cause I’m gettin swole up, hands up hands up hands up Bulk up so my muscles don’t suck, No pain no gain Hold up cause I’m gettin swole up, hands up hands up hands up Tore up from the floor up, hands down hands down Yeah, check it Whatever I do, I do it well, and while I’m doing whatever IT is, I look flexed as hell Yo, I’m beastin’ ‘cause I’m in beast mode, I take knocks so hard that there’s blood in the commode You gimme pain, I don’t take it like a bitch. One more concussion, punch my card, I get a sandwich Dead lift so much I get compound fractures. The pain don’t even factor. I wear bruises like a pant suit That’s how I doozy dooz it Ride til I die, but sometimes I get confused Sometimes I lose my faculties, I think I’m seein’ butterflies, how did I end up on my knees? how did this shit get on my thighs? Yo, can I get some baby wipes? SHJEEEAHHH, Clean my ass up and I’m back in the game. No pain no gain, poppin’ my pills so I can keep playin, son . I’m gettin fit so hard I think my fitbit burst clenching cause my chest hurts get me up off the ground my chest is poppin and my heart’s just poundin’ I think my knees gone weak let me stand up, so i can find a seat and breathe I just need to walk it off a little Don’t touch me! I don’t need a hospital gettin jacked getting stacked think i pulled something in my back, damn! put some ice on it man Every move I make feels like it’s in claymation so stiff I think me getting swole up could be inflammation I. can’t. move. I think I’ll just lay here for a little bit. Breaking news. Greatest rapper of all time and space, Sneaky “DeLontario” Devious found dead at the shocking age of “isn’t-that-a-shame.”

Welcome to the wasteland. Time travel. It’s always been possible. So take a trip, let’s take a trip, take a TRIP! So somebody, had a big idea, splits an atom - makes a bomb, then we drop that shit. You so worried bout ya frappe, and ya motherfucking cappuccino latte, and ya nip/tuck… well, humans, listen up, ya’ll suck Girl, I gotta tell the truth, I’m from the year 3229, my El Camino drives through time but I keep coming back to now, again and again, flipping like a turn-style, think I’m losing my mind, time-can’t-catch-me, I think I’m fucking up the timeline There’s been fourteen apocalypses and this is just the first you’ve seen. The future! There’s been fourteen apocalypsizzes and this is just the first you’ve seen. You think this is the first time, the first time? Don’t be STUPID! Traveling back, from a time that’s crap, gotta particular perspective on man’s mishaps. “humanity is great” if I’m forced to boast, but if you have to ask, the best thing about humans? we make good compost. There’s been fourteen apocalypses and this is just the first you’ve seen. Is it fate? There’s been fourteen apocalypsizzes and this is just the first you’ve seen. It’s not too late. And if you wanna know what the apocalypse did to us, every time I come back to fix this shit, you don’t have to wait long, I get distracted girl, to see it fo’ yourself. I mean, I wanna fix it but I’m… Coming back from the future, came back all the way back from the future to kiss your apocalips. It’s romantic. Coming back from the future, came back from the future to kiss yo apocalips. You look sad. I can fix it. Let me kiss dem lips. Every time I see you I get butterflies and leave you and I wish that time would let me stay but I got to be on my way. I am not a scientist so I don’t know the science of this, these butterflies might have effects, here comes another ripple in time, yo hit the deck! This whole scheme could be a bad idea, but, girl - I say we kiss again. yo, future, I’m coming for you! Travel through time, kissing dem lips, travelin’ through tim, banging dem hips, I’m in the universe, you can’t catch me.

I wanna freestyle forever So you think you living a life, yeah? You on social media like facebook and instagram I see a picture, see you smiling there, see you waving over there Where you go this summer? Guess what? Who cares. You got a garage, you fill it with two cars, 14 kids, 3 dogs, a cat, maybe an iguana But look, it might be too much Not a fighting man, but I got these fists I may clench em up and I may put em in yo shit But if you don’t back up right now you gonna get feet too You got knocked out. You can’t get up. Knocked yo teeth out. Go see a dentist. You threw up on my jeans and you gonna owe me for these things and I’m gonna send you a reciept. Go to the beach and relax. Go to work into the bathroom and relax. Go to your car, scream in to the steering wheel but relax. One more note before I go You ain’t gonna catch me by the toe I’m the lion at the top of the mountain you can’t reach You don’t know but now you been told I’m the dude that you got to overthrow to be the king of nothing at all but everything inside my mind

Hey… it’s my song Some people are your friends Some of them will make you mad and sad Cherish all the time you have Every moment good and bad Be kind because friends could be Because friends could be your hero… you never know Because even heroes can disappoint apparently OOH friends could be better OOH friends can be warm like a sweater Even when they lie to you… Even when they disappoint you

I don’t sex to live, I live to sex Grabbin on dat ass, girl, look back and watch me flex With my pants erect I make the booty call because I ain’t complex I don’t sex to live, I live to sex Grabbin on dat ass, girl, look back and watch me flex Girl I miss you. Naw, I miss us. You got my nuts thinking stuff. Girl, if I was a dinosaur I’d be a Stifftacockus Rex And if I was your vibrator, I’d be a vibrator with jets Girl if I wasn’t desperate, this wouldn’t sound so crazy But girl I just want to be inside of you, like a baby. yeah Since we broke up I’ve been romanticizing ‘bout the way things never were (i miss her) my mind gets fuzzy and my balls get swole and all our stupid shit becomes a blur it’s a good thing that we’ve spent some time apart, but I’m ready to forget again just where the dysfunction starts Can we give it just one more try If I don’t unload my pickle juice I just may die And if I was your hero, I’d be Captain Smash Ass And if I was a giraffe, my shaft and neck would match Girl, you gotta know these figs could explode Can we find a cure for my sexlessness? “No wretch should wallow in this world without the wonders of womankind!” O, my figs is blue! A thousand years from this Archeologists are gonna have to guess the genus i got a shaft so stiff, I suspect, they’re gonna find the first fossilized penis I’ve found it! My pants are like a circus tent

Cookin up drugs Baggin’ dem drugs Sellin’ dem drugs smokin dem drugs (yo homey) there the police we gotta leave we gotta fade we’re running away cops giving chase you gave em to me? why you gave em to me? in my backpack? well take em back I didn’t cook drugs now we’re running like thugs Cause YOU cook drugs! I thought it was cool I thought it was street you got a gun!? BANG You shot a cop! Don’t hand me dat gun? You shot a cop with dat gun! my fingerprints, son! I split down an alley dogs on my ass he got away and i came in last I, I did some crime and I got caught, and it’s real bad - like not good I shit my pants, I want my mom, I have cried twice, I did crime Crime, it’s real bad, it’s the worst thing you’ve had… DONE, it’s not real good, if you can’t tell, your grandma, then you should…n’t do it, huh?

Yo, Kutknife Tony… you piece of shit, you ain’t shit! This track is definitely about YOU. We got BEEF! So say it to my face! Just you and me! We can solve it in the studio or solve it in the streets. Yeah, Tony ya phony, ya just like balogna, if ya want real meat take a bite of me K-u-t-k-n-i-f-e, yo, Tony, 1643 Billadong Willy Street?, I’m coming for you, dis a hit piece, cause you and me? we got beef Gimme a curb so I can stomp yo ass into a flapjack, makin’ pancakes outta yo ass cheeks, jack, cook you up something sweet, you gone need a flak jacket to survive these beats. it’s tick tock on the stopwatch till I lay you out flat, I’ll be sittin wobbily on top, drowning yo face under my beanbag-sized nutsack, eatin’ ya pancakes til yo breath stop, son! Ya done! ( I need more syrup! I’m running out of syrup.) Stuffy, Sneaky, he’s here! Sneak, What? Who? Stuffy, Tony. He’s here! Sneak, Quit foolin’ I gotta do my second verse. Stuffy, Tony it’s not—muffled. Sneaky, Stuffy? *CLICK* Tony, do ya second verse, Sneak. Yeah, Kutknife Tony I dare you to show me that mug of yours in my hood so you can *cough* blow me. If I see your face around I’ma lose control. I’ma bring toilet paper cause you’s an asshole. I’ma knock ya shit loose with my fists up ya dumb cooch—and THIS IS STUPID! Stuffy, You can’t go in—He’s coming in there, Sneak! Sneaky, Stuffy, shoot him in the feet! Shoot in him i— Sneaky, What’s up, Tony? Haven’t seen you around. Tony, Sneak. You look good. Sneaky, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve never been scared in my life! Wait. What? Tony, ay, booth nerd, gimme a verse. Stuffy, Yesthir. “ahem” My little Sneaky Devious, you show up on my scene, a little dog barking, but bow wow is never seen Ten feet tall you must be to stand above your own bullshit, D, could be time to flip you over and bury you in a pit of your shit, you’s a speck of dust, a piece of nothing, I flick off my prick They don’t call me Kutknife for nothin, I don’t front, it’s alway somethin’ for somethin’, you wanna come running, well then you betta come running and gunnin When you come for the king, you best expect to get wrecked So bad you’ll be messed up for the rest of your life you’re drinking from a sippy cup Isn’t that a cup for babies? We got BEEF! So say it to my face! Just you and me! We can solve it in the streets or solve it in the studio. Tony, Somethin’ you wanna say to my face, Mr. Devious? Sneaky, I ain’t been talking about you, T. There’s another guy named Tony that tries to act like you and lives in your house and I just don’t like ‘im! But it’s not you. Tony, Different Kutknife Tony, eh? Sneaky, Sometimes the truth is hard to believe. Foolish and naive of me you must think, and now I’m gonna whip ya shit into a blender drink I’ll absorb ya soul and you’ll cease to exist, the last you’ll be seen is in my shit and in my piss Oh, yeah, well I am rubber and YOU ARE GLUE and SHIT!!! oh my GOD. You’ve always been careless and garish and jealous of my top spot When you become a man you can take the first shot—*BANG*

ChillBunny - Yo, Sneak, why you making a coffin, man? Sneaky - Cause I’m burying dating. That’s why. Chillbunny - What? Sneaky - Yop. It’s DEAD! Oooh, baby baby. She lookin’ like honey. You can look, but don’t touch or maybe even talk to, talk to - no, no. (Hey baby) Let me take you out, let me make you shout. You giving me a look, I know it’s not doubt Yo, I’m Sneaky D, and I’m made of money, so tell me baby, you impressed by material things? Comin’ on strooonngg, a little too strong YO, I don’t even care that you’re acting kinda funny, despite your resistance you gave me yo numbies - and I’m call you That numbies is six numbies long, dude Baby baby baby why don’t you maybe maybe maybe call me back, i just called you, why don’t you just call me back!? Dating is dead How did all these other dudes, ruin it for me? The culture must have made them rude, it used to be cutesy Nothing wrong to tell a lady she’s bangworthy These other creeps have ruined it for me And you killed it ME!? Please. Bitch, call me! It’s like you got something better to do but when I saw you last you was in dress shoes, you aint joggin Better get a clue Dude, Are you talking to ME? I’m talking to you. (SHUT UP) Yo, baby call me back. I wanna date you! Or text me! I’ll accept a text. Just acknowledge me. Yeah, she was just being nice to you, playa How can I show her I’m the dopest man, if she won’t let me enact my man plans!? Soundin like a stalka. stalka, damn What was her first name again? I know where she work. I know what she do, man. Definitely stalkin. Don’t nobody date no more, prospects lookin’ bleak Have these people’s brains been replaced with really swiss cheese! Dating is dead How did all these other dudes, ruin it for me? The culture must have made them rude, it used to be cutesy Nothing wrong to tell a lady she’s bangworthy These other creeps have ruined it for me And you killed it Sneak, ME!? Please. Bitch should call me. Look, other dudes suck! It’s cute when I do it, cause I’m the shit. I’m glad dating is dead No one believes you No one believes you! I’m SERIOUS. Listen here’s why Cause If you wanna talk to a chick you gotta walk to a chick and then say some shit then they stare at your face, while one of they hands clenching they mace and all I said was “Hey.” Have you tried HELLO? I have not but I will… “Hello, sexy. I’d like to see how flexy dem limbs will bend over the hood of my scratch guard Benz. You’re hopeless You’re right, i am without hope. “Is dating gonna be alright?”

o boldly as shit traverse the multiverse. Yeah, uhn, yeah, I said uhn. Done with one now it’s on to the next, son. this life of mine would carry off lesser men off in gurneys but me, I’m in the front seat, so welcome to my journey I’m interdimensional Unconventional the confidence intentional I don’t get “existentional” So what, maybe that last word wasn’t a word you aint the word police cause if you were that would be stupid Yo, kick the beat and keep rollin’ tape on da music. Hop from galaxy to galaxy Might stop once in awhile just because I gotta pee From dimension to dimension There’s no need to mention, leave your disbelief in suspension, hoppin worm holes and black holes Skippin off magnetic poles I’ma keep stickin rhyme to rhythm I show up and I’m like, “Heey, nice dimension”_ when I stop and listen to the multiverse, it whispers “Sneaky D’s an effin’ winner” wait, you don’t curse? I Feel like I been through a shredder and line by line taped back together like I’m twistin and turnin, my candle’s burning, I’m learnin this yearnin’ is costin me something concerning but I keep returning cause of the bitches I’m earning you can say what you want about my mishaps but in one of these dimensions I invented rap! you on a journey and a frontal lobe experience You in the back seat, me in the front, and at the wheel is my penis “huh huh where to fellas?” Making illegits, and splashin’ ladies, across time and space, got my parallels in place Sneaky D’s D is known “interversally” now don’t ya go and get that wordy dictionary “Interversally” ain’t no word, no Oooo, baby wanna tell you where I been I been up in your universe, if you know what I’m saying know what I’m saying - yo ass was the universe? Yo, In the forecast? - yeah I’m tappin dat ass - yo ass My wheels on blast - blast Stayin on task - task I’m givin out a master class mappin out the multiverse through the prism of rap and gettin ass I’ma keep on keepin on drive all night Find the perfect dimension it gone be alright